T.M.T.V. : A NEW EPIDEMIC THAT’S SWEEPING AMERICA!!!

It’s Friday… time to enjoy the weekend.

But before we relish in our favorite day… I must warn you of a new illness that’s sweeping America.

It’s called T.M.T.V.!!!  And although it’s been dormant in our system for years, its effects are beginning to infest our nation.

What is T.M.T.V. you ask… and why haven’t you heard of it?

Well… T.M.T.V. stands for

TOO MUCH TELEVISION!!!

Four out of five Americans carry the illness without knowing it!  Also, a national study shows that Americans spend an average of 34 Hours a week affected by T.M.T.V.!  Studies have also shown that T.M.T.V. attacks the purposeless part of the brain, causing…

UNDERACHIEVEMENT

WEIGHT GAIN

NEGLIGENCE

LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS

COMPLACENCY

COUCH ABUSE

LOSS OF OPPORTUNITIES

JOINT DAMAGE (REMOTE CONTROL)

FAR TOO MUCH REST

STUPIDITY

BUT WAIT!!!

There is a cure… and it’s from the makers of G.O.S.!!!

G.O.S. is the lifetime supplement called

GET OUTSIDE!

And taking G.O.S. three to five times a week can alter the effects of T.M.T.V., and the side effects from G.O.S. include…

IMPROVED STAMINA

FRESH AIR

DISCOVERY

LESS STRESS ON YOUR COUCH

ADVENTURES IN REAL LIFE 3-D

INSPIRATION

IDEAS

WEIGHT LOSS WITHOUT TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT

RE-DISCOVERY OF BRAIN CELLS

A LIFE

Consult your doctor, family member, friend, or anyone that would want to spend time with you before using G.O.S.  You don’t have to be a victim of T.M.T.V. anymore.

START LIVING LIFE TODAY… LIVE THE G.O.S. WAY!!!

(Also safe for children… HAPPY FRIDAY!)

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